tell me a secret
One time during class my drama/english teacher, who’s a devout vegan and all about not killing animals, accidentally stepped on a ladybug. He froze up and slowly cradles it in his hand and he was so heartbroken and started quoting Hamlet.
I didn’t have the heart to tell him that it was a red m&m.
I can’t breathe
This guy in my class likes to think he’s the only one who knows about tumblr
When a girl messed up her presentation he literally held up a drawn star that said ‘you tried’ and said to me “you probably won’t get it it’s an Internet thing.”
please say you slapped him
im just gonna keep reblogging this until he finds it
hes here somewhere
reblog if you’re high, horny, or hungry right now.
Anonymously message me (1) thing you want to know about me.
I want a girl.
I want a girl to cuddle with me at night.
I want a girl that can wear my hoodies and I can wear hers.
I want a girl that will like me for me and not just because I’m a girl.
I want a girl that understands my weird taste in things.
I want a girl that will love me and let me love her.
I just really want a girl.